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Avoyelles Bids Farewell to “Alphonse” with Laughter, Stories, and a Fiery Sendoff

Avoyelles Bids Farewell to “Alphonse” with Laughter, Stories, and a Fiery Sendoff

MARKSVILLE – On Tuesday evening, locals packed the patio of Broken Wheel Brewery for one of the most unusual funerals Avoyelles Parish has ever seen. The gathering was not for a person, but for a persona, the legendary paper-bag-wearing commentator known simply as Alphonse A. Alphonse. For decades, Alphonse gave Avoyelles
Editor 01 Nov 2025
T-ALPHONSE SEZ

T-ALPHONSE SEZ

10/29/25 Edition My great grandparents drank water straight from the bayou and only spoke Cajun French. My grandparents drank water from a well and spoke both Cajun French and English. My parents drank from the faucet and only knew a few phrases in French. I drink bottled water
Editor 28 Oct 2025

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