Alphonse
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It’s already getting political in the parish
I know it’s early in the political season, but Tee Alphonse has already seen signs popping up like raccoons in a sweet corn patch. Let’s take a little paddle through what’s shaping up so far.
Over in Marksville, we
Avoyelles Bids Farewell to “Alphonse” with Laughter, Stories, and a Fiery Sendoff
MARKSVILLE – On Tuesday evening, locals packed the patio of Broken Wheel Brewery for one of the most unusual funerals Avoyelles Parish has ever seen. The gathering was not for a person, but for a persona, the legendary paper-bag-wearing commentator known simply as
Alphonse A. Alphonse.
For decades, Alphonse gave Avoyelles
T-ALPHONSE SEZ
10/29/25 Edition
My great grandparents drank water straight from the bayou and only spoke Cajun French. My grandparents drank water from a well and spoke both Cajun French and English.
My parents drank from the faucet and only knew a few phrases in French. I drink bottled water