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A Split Vote, Barroom Rumors, and a Charter That Changes Everything

A Split Vote, Barroom Rumors, and a Charter That Changes Everything

Editor 13 Feb 2026
A Letter to Tee Alphonse From the Bayou Paddlers🐊

A Letter to Tee Alphonse From the Bayou Paddlers🐊

Editor 26 Jan 2026
Tee Alphonse: All Politics Ain’t in Washington

Tee Alphonse: All Politics Ain’t in Washington

Editor 06 Jan 2026
👩‍⚖️ Tee Alphonse - Who Will Wear the Black Robe? Speculation in Avoyelles Heats Up Over Next Year’s Judge Races

👩‍⚖️ Tee Alphonse - Who Will Wear the Black Robe? Speculation in Avoyelles Heats Up Over Next Year’s Judge Races

Editor 24 Nov 2025
📰 Paper Bags, Politics, and Parish Rumors: Who's Running for DA? 🤔

📰 Paper Bags, Politics, and Parish Rumors: Who's Running for DA? 🤔

Editor 10 Nov 2025
📝 Tee Alphonse Sez

📝 Tee Alphonse Sez

It’s already getting political in the parish I know it’s early in the political season, but Tee Alphonse has already seen signs popping up like raccoons in a sweet corn patch. Let’s take a little paddle through what’s shaping up so far. Over in Marksville, we
Editor 05 Nov 2025
Avoyelles Bids Farewell to “Alphonse” with Laughter, Stories, and a Fiery Sendoff

Avoyelles Bids Farewell to “Alphonse” with Laughter, Stories, and a Fiery Sendoff

MARKSVILLE – On Tuesday evening, locals packed the patio of Broken Wheel Brewery for one of the most unusual funerals Avoyelles Parish has ever seen. The gathering was not for a person, but for a persona, the legendary paper-bag-wearing commentator known simply as Alphonse A. Alphonse. For decades, Alphonse
Editor 01 Nov 2025

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