Alphonse

👩‍⚖️ Tee Alphonse - Who Will Wear the Black Robe? Speculation in Avoyelles Heats Up Over Next Year’s Judge Races

by Tee Alphonse Avoyelles politics never sleep, they just change names and titles. The talk around the courthouse coffee pot this week isn’t about potholes or parish projects, it’s about who’s going to wear the black robe next year.

📰 Paper Bags, Politics, and Parish Rumors: Who's Running for DA? 🤔

📝 Tee Alphonse Sez

It’s already getting political in the parish I know it’s early in the political season, but Tee Alphonse has already seen signs popping up like raccoons in a sweet corn patch. Let’s take a little paddle through what’s shaping up so far. Over in Marksville, we

Avoyelles Bids Farewell to “Alphonse” with Laughter, Stories, and a Fiery Sendoff

MARKSVILLE – On Tuesday evening, locals packed the patio of Broken Wheel Brewery for one of the most unusual funerals Avoyelles Parish has ever seen. The gathering was not for a person, but for a persona, the legendary paper-bag-wearing commentator known simply as Alphonse A. Alphonse. For decades, Alphonse gave Avoyelles

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